10 Celebrities We’d Like to Knife in the Back (In Modern Warfare 3)
5. Bill Gates
Reason for bloodlust: I hate rich people, and Bill Gates is richer than all the other celebrities on this list combined. You know how much money I’m going to make in my lifetime? Probably less than a million dollars. F–k your money, Bill.
4. Paul Pierce
3. Bam Margera
Gamertag: Gumball 3000
Reason for bloodlust: Because he always pusses out on Jackass. Everybody else is always down for whatever, but Bam is just a great big bitch about everything. IT’S NOT LIKE THEY’RE PUTTING POISONOUS SNAKES ON YOU, JACKASS.
2. Jeff Dunham
Reason for bloodlust: Those puppets of his are nearly the worst thing going in comedy. They’ve never been funny, even when he was on 30 Rock way back when. Just go away, jerk.
1. Dane Cook
Reason for bloodlust: If there’s anything worse than Jeff Dunham’s puppets, it’s Dan Cook and his insanely douchey douchebag comedy. And frat bros love him, which makes everything he says all the more painful. And when I say his comedy is painful, I mean it’s physically painful. That’s how awful he is.