10 Celebrities We’d Like to Knife in the Back (In Modern Warfare 3)

5. Bill Gates

Gamertag: MSgates123
Reason for bloodlust: I hate rich people, and Bill Gates is richer than all the other celebrities on this list combined. You know how much money I’m going to make in my lifetime? Probably less than a million dollars. F–k your money, Bill.

4. Paul Pierce

Gamertag: P TIZZLE 09
Reason for bloodlust: He’s taken a knife to the torso before, and so I know he can handle it.

3. Bam Margera

Gamertag: Gumball 3000
Reason for bloodlust: Because he always pusses out on Jackass. Everybody else is always down for whatever, but Bam is just a great big bitch about everything. IT’S NOT LIKE THEY’RE PUTTING POISONOUS SNAKES ON YOU, JACKASS.

2. Jeff Dunham

Gamertag: X420kushking420
Reason for bloodlust: Those puppets of his are nearly the worst thing going in comedy. They’ve never been funny, even when he was on 30 Rock way back when. Just go away, jerk.

1. Dane Cook

Gamertag: DaneCook
Reason for bloodlust: If there’s anything worse than Jeff Dunham’s puppets, it’s Dan Cook and his insanely douchey douchebag comedy. And frat bros love him, which makes everything he says all the more painful. And when I say his comedy is painful, I mean it’s physically painful. That’s how awful he is.

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3 Comments on 10 Celebrities We’d Like to Knife in the Back (In Modern Warfare 3)


On November 7, 2011 at 8:51 pm

lol david beckham fake- pants xD


On November 8, 2011 at 7:57 am

Leave Jeff Dunham alone he’s awesome, replace him with Justin Bieber instead!!!


On November 18, 2011 at 7:13 am

Lolz at Jason Giambi, will knife him hard.