10 Deus Ex Augmentations We Wish Existed

5. Self-Cleaning Teeth aug

Flossing is probably one of the most annoying things we have to do every day. It’s really not very much fun, at least not to us. Enter augmented teeth. These babies clean themselves, but they do so in bizarre fashion so as to keep this list on point. What happens is your teeth will kinda pop out of place thanks to the metal rods wired into your jaw, and little metal tools come out of your gums and go to work. Trust me, it looks frightening, but awesome, when this happens.

4. Kinect 2 aug


In DXHR we learn it’s possible to interact with computers by plugging the computer straight into your hacker aug in your brain. Why can’t we also do that with video games? This aug would give a whole new meaning to “You Are the Controller.” I haven’t decided if this aug will also project the video output straight into your imagination.

3. Dancing aug

I really love playing Dance Central, but only in the privacy of my own home; I’m too much of a spaz to play with other people. So why not make an aug that makes me not so spastic when I’m dancing for realz? Like the talking aug, this baby requires no input from the user — s–t just goes.

2. Augmented Internal Organs

Between drinking heavily, smoking and injecting heroin between my toes, I do a lot of bad things to my body, and so it’d be great if my actions had no consequences for once.

1. Make Life Better aug

Life is, generally, very disappointing. Wouldn’t it be great if everything was just good? Well, we can’t make that happen, but we can make it so you THINK everything is awesome. With this aug, you’ll remember Lost as a great show that had a thematically and emotionally satisfying conclusion.

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2 Comments on 10 Deus Ex Augmentations We Wish Existed


On August 25, 2011 at 11:37 pm

I don’t know what your talking about with the number 8 aug, I often time’s sit on my hand and wait for it to go numb, I call it the stranger.


On September 13, 2011 at 7:01 pm

I can’t believe I never thought of that… ;p