10 Gaming Tattoos You’ll Never See
5. 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
50 Cent’s follow-up vanity project was panned by critics, and despite the amount of ink sported by Fiddy himself, no one’s willing to shed their own blood for Blood on the Sand.
4. Starcraft: Ghost
Tattoos of nubile women have a long, distinguished history, but don’t expect to see any pin-up-style ink of the protagonist from this long-awaited, abruptly cancelled Blizzard title.
You can debate whether or not Daikatana was the biggest gaming disappointment of all time, but one fact remains: it looks fracking hideous, and no one will ever get a tattoo in its honor.
2. Cooking Mama
Few games are less likely to inspire tattoo-minded folks than this ultra-cutesy Nintendo cooking title. Cooking Mama looks like the kind of person who would view people with tattoos as her social inferiors.
1. Microsoft Flight Simulator
The best in hyper-detailed, hyper-boring simulation. If I were to get a tattoo commemorating this game, it would depict plane crashing before it even leaves the runway. In any event, fans of the franchise are probably more interested in customizing their man-caves to look like cockpits, leaving little money for expensive body art.