5 Moustache Mods to Get You Through Movember

We’re in the thick of the month of Movember, and if the hair on your upper lip isn’t thick, you can easily fall into the blues of seasonable affective disorder. But before you consider doing the unthinkable and taking a Magic Marker to your face, here are mods for five games you may play that will allow you to sport a moustachioed avatar.


5. Minecraft

You play a miner in Minecraft, not a minor, so there’s no reason you shouldn’t be able to grow a powerful moustache. Unfortunately, the game won’t let you grow one, no matter how hard you believe, but with the Moustaches and More mod, you can craft yourself a fancy handlebar mo’. Multiple colors are available, including variants with flecks of gold or diamond sparkling between the hairs, and you can even craft yourself a monocle.


4. Natural Selection 2

What’s a manly marine without his manly moustache? The Manly Moustaches mod for Natural Selection 2 will transform you from a military brat into a gentleman of war.

The mod only affects marines without face guards — the only face protection real men need is a moustache.


3. Skyrim

Why should guys get to have all the fun? The Carlito Moustache mod for Skyrim adds an arguably Mexican-style moustache to the game, available for both male and female characters.

If you’re looking for a moustache that’s a little more subtle, then the Scatman Moustache may be just for you. You can craft yourself the mo’ at an anvil, under the jewellery section.


2. Team Fortress 2

MythBusters’ Jamie Hyneman sports one of the manliest moustaches I’ve ever seen on a living person. The Mythical Moustache mod for Team Fortress 2 slaps the walrus whiskers on the engineer, turning him into a remarkable likeness of the MythBusters’ stoic host.

If you prefer to play the Heavy, then here’s a moustache you’ll enjoy: the Sexual Tyrannosaurus, also known as the Soviet Gentleman.

Then again, this wilder look may be more your style: the Chapay (Hat Hero) + Mustache Hero mod.


1. Serious Sam 3

Now that is one classy ol’ chap. The mod, named Sir Buttersworth, adds top hats, monocles, and fake moustaches to every gnaar in Serious Sam 3. The author affectionately named the debonaire monster “Sir Eisenhower Buttersworth.”


You’re probably asking yourself, “Self, what is Movember exactly? And why should I give a $#!&?” Movember is the month where pubescent men around the world grow a cookie duster on their face to raise awareness for testicular and prostate cancer. To show our support, we’ve partnered with the Movember Foundation to grow Mos and raise awareness and funds. So ask yourself, “Can you go a full month dealing with random girls asking you if they can touch your mo?” Well? Can you? Join the team.

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3 Comments on 5 Moustache Mods to Get You Through Movember

GarynDakari

On November 17, 2012 at 2:51 am

If I had Serious Sam 3, I would totally download that last mod.

Wesker1984

On November 17, 2012 at 3:49 am

Shepard can’t grow a moustache so I’m not interested in this crybaby bullcrap. Stop moaning and sell me every Mass Effect product known to man.

Gregory Ham

On November 19, 2012 at 2:40 am

GarynDakari – if I didn’t already have Serious Sam 3, I would totally download it just so I could download that last mod.