A Real Life Magicka Bathrobe, Only $85
Do you like Magicka? Are you tired of wearing the same worn out bathrobe but have nothing else to cover your sedentary shame? Cast sadness spells no longer, because now you can purchase an official Magicka bathrobe of your very own from Storenvy.com. They’re selling for $85.00, which is a little pricey until you take into account, they swear, that it comes some pretty cool sounding official Magicka content:
All bathrobe orders will come with special Limited Edition in-game content. This pack contains a wizard who’s now, just like you, dressed in a very comfortable bathrobe. It’s not practical in terms of survival but it makes you feel cozy. The bathrobe comes equppied with the wizards typical items of choice for a morning stroll:
1 Bathrobe with slippers – 20% lighter, 20% faster, 20% less resilient
1 Morning Paper (Tightly rolled) – Pushes back enemies
1 Strong Cup of Coffee – Restores health and increases movement speed for 3 seconds
Codes will be shipped with your order.
And yes, you can get them in Red, Yellow, Green and Blue. Here’s another shot, in case you’re not sold:
Gotta be honest with you. I kind of want this more than anything, and I don’t even like Magicka. This, people is how you advertise successfully.