Achievement Locked Underwear
“Hey baby, can I unlock your achievement?”
“How many points do I get for completing your tutorial?”
“Why are you walking away from me after those two awesome pick up lines?”
It seems Microsoft’s little achievements gimmick has finally made it onto a pair of underwear. Splitreason.com has a pair of “Achievement Locked” underwear ready for you to buy and give it to some special lady on your first date as a way to let her know you’d like to “unlock her achievement”.Â Just make sure you’ve got $12.95 and a cup on when you give these to her.
If that doesn’t work out, you can always try to squeeze your size 52 hairy rump into them. Good thing they’re 95% combed cotton, because even though they’ll be tight, at least they’ll be Downy soft.