Posted on August 16, 2007,

Achievement Locked Underwear

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“Hey baby, can I unlock your achievement?”

How many points do I get for completing your tutorial?”

“Why are you walking away from me after those two awesome pick up lines?”

It seems Microsoft’s little achievements gimmick has finally made it onto a pair of underwear. Splitreason.com has a pair of “Achievement Locked” underwear ready for you to buy and give it to some special lady on your first date as a way to let her know you’d like to “unlock her achievement”.  Just make sure you’ve got $12.95 and a cup on when you give these to her.

If that doesn’t work out, you can always try to squeeze your size 52 hairy rump into them. Good thing they’re 95% combed cotton, because even though they’ll be tight, at least they’ll be Downy soft.

Via Splitreason

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8 Comments on Achievement Locked Underwear

William

On August 16, 2007 at 7:28 pm

I was gonna make a really funny comment, but i’ll keep it to myself. This was a cool idea though.

Daniel

On August 16, 2007 at 7:36 pm

I know we have some imaginative readers, so I invite you guys to come up with your own pick up lines that’s achievement oriented. :mrgreen:

jenny jen

On August 16, 2007 at 7:37 pm

Very cute ! Imma get me a pair fo’ sua! Try the pick up lines with me! I’m a gamer they may work :wink:

Hutch

On August 16, 2007 at 7:38 pm

What if she turns the joke against you and says that the achievement can only be locked with XBL points given to her? Either that or a car

LongJohn

On August 16, 2007 at 8:43 pm

haha the underwear the easy achivement, beating the g-spot achievement takes skill….

somewhat

On August 16, 2007 at 8:47 pm

Sadly, I give up too easily to get all those danged points. This one would definetly be harder (sic) to unlock, so I would probably never achieve it. I’m married, my wife doesn’t need another excuse like achievement still locked to thwart my manly plans…

used cisco

On August 16, 2007 at 8:49 pm

Personally, I’ll be on the lookout for the girl wearing the achievement UNlocked undies. Thats just me though.

THELORD

On August 17, 2007 at 11:53 am

“hey baby, can i unlock your achievement?”
“no, sorry, i’ve got the RROD, happens every moth”
sorry, i couldnt help myself :lol: