Alice: Madness Returns Cheats

If only potentially-pedophilic Oxford Don Lewis Carroll could see his creation now. She’s loading up her teapot cannon, ready to put the hurt on some terrifying enemies, all the while laughing up her puffy sleeves about the lack of copyright on works published in the nineteenth century.

We’ve got a full walkthrough for American McGee’s latest creation, but that’s not all — this cheats page will be continuously updated with all the most useful and information about the game, keeping you abreast of collectibles, unlockables, and more. Check out the links below to get the most out of Madness.

Achievements

Regular Achievements

Everything fit to remember (30 points)
Find all Memories

Nothing Like the Smell of Bacon (10 points)
Pepper All Snouts in a Chapter

Seasoned Campaigner (30 points)
Pepper All Snouts in the Game

Shooting the Moon (10 points)
Collect 4 Jars of Rose Paint

Painting the Town Red (30 points)
Complete all Radula Rooms

Family memories fond and faded (10 points)
Find all Liddell Memories

The Persistent Flourish (75 points)
Complete the Game on Hard Difficulty

The Beginning of the End (20 points)
Complete Chapter 1 on Nightmare Difficulty

Madness Prevails (80 points)
Complete the Game on Nightmare Difficulty

The End of Daze (10 points)
Complete Wonderland Chapter 5

The Strong Survive (25 points)
Complete the Game on Easy Difficulty

The Imaginative Endure (50 points)
Complete the Game on Normal Difficulty

No quarter! No mercy! (20 points)
Defeat 100 Ruin Enemies

52 Pick-Up (20 points)
Defeat 52 Card Guards

Calm In the Face of Death (30 points)
While on your last Rose, kill 5 Enemies without activating Hysteria

Beware of the Lagomorph (20 points)
Kill 30 enemies with the Clockwork Bomb

Cold Arms, Cold Heart (30 points)
Defeat the Drowned Sailor without taking any damage

Pulling Strings (30 points)
Defeat the Dollmaker without taking any damage.

Dead Hatter (10 points)
In American McGee’s Alice, Complete Behind the Looking Glass

Royal Approach (10 points)
In American McGee’s Alice, Complete Queen of Heartsland

Full Recovery (50 points)
In American McGee’s Alice, Complete the Game

Madness Begins (10 points)
In American McGee’s Alice, Complete Village of the Doomed

Skool-Leaver (10 points)
In American McGee’s Alice, Complete Fortress of Doors

Out of the Woods (10 points)
In American McGee’s Alice, Complete Wonderland Woods

Brollyant (20 points)
Kill 10 Bitch Babies with Deflection

That’s Using Your Head (20 points)
Complete Off With Her Head Part 2 in under 6 minutes

Dress-Ups (10 points)
Equip a Different Domain Dress

Weapon Schizo (10 points)
Hobby Horse to Vorpal Blade to Hobby Horse Combo

Ship of Fools (20 points)
Complete HMS Gryphon without taking Damage

Just peachy (20 points)
Collect all Peaches in the Scroll of Destiny

Grandmaster (10 points)
Complete a Chess Puzzle without failing

Venting frustration (10 points)
Spend 7 minutes on steam vents

Level-Headed (50 points)
Finish the game using Hysteria only once

Eyes on the Size (10 points)
Find the hidden Shrink Sense Decal

Grind ‘em All! (10 points)
Kill 5 Bolterflies in a row with the Pepper Grinder

Tea Party (10 points)
Destroy 10 Ruin Barriers

Secret Achievements

Strike a Deal (10 points)
Upgrade a Weapon

More than a Mouthful (20 points)
Fully upgrade a weapon

Armed to the Teeth (30 points)
Fully upgrade all weapons

Ground Pork (10 points)
Acquire the Pepper Grinder

Strange Hobby (10 points)
Acquire the Hobby Horse

Death by Darjeeling (10 points)
Acquire the Teapot Cannon

Snicker-snack! (10 points)
Acquire the Vorpal Blade

Grim Folly (10 points)
Complete Wonderland Chapter 2

When Worlds Collide (10 points)
Complete Wonderland Chapter 3

The Harder They Fall (10 points)
Complete Wonderland Chapter 4

No Happy Returns (10 points)
Back to Wonderland

End of Innocence (10 points)
Complete Vale of Tears

Hatter’s Demise (10 points)
Complete Wonderland Chapter 1

Neighslayer (10 points)
Hit 4 Enemies With a Single Hobby Horse Ground Smash

Trophies

Bronze Trophy = 1pt
Silver Trophy = 2pts
Gold Trophy = 3pts
Platinum Trophy = 4pts

Regular Trophies

The Strong Survive (1 points)
Complete the Game on Easy Difficulty

The Imaginative Endure (1 points)
Complete the Game on Normal Difficulty

The Persistent Flourish (2 points)
Complete the Game on Hard Difficulty

The Beginning of the End (1 points)
Complete Chapter 1 on Nightmare Difficulty

Madness Prevails (3 points)
Complete the Game on Nightmare Difficulty

Strike a Deal (1 points)
Upgrade a Weapon

More than a Mouthful (1 points)
Fully upgrade a weapon

Armed to the Teeth (2 points)
Fully upgrade all weapons

Shooting the Moon (1 points)
Collect 4 Jars of Rose Paint

Painting the Town Red (2 points)
Complete all Radula Rooms

Family Memories Fond and Faded (1 points)
Find all Liddell Memories

Everything Fit to Remember (2 points)
Find all Memories

Nothing Like the Smell of Bacon (1 points)
Pepper All Snouts in a Chapter

Seasoned Campaigner (2 points)
Pepper All Snouts in the Game

Ship of Fools (2 points)
Complete HMS Gryphon without taking Damage

Just Peachy (2 points)
Collect all the Peaches in the Scroll of Destiny

Grandmaster (2 points)
Complete a Chess Puzzle without failing

That’s Using Your Head (2 points)
Complete Off With Her Head Part 2 in under 6 minutes

Dress-Ups (1 points)
Equip a Different Domain Dress

Weapon Schizo (1 points)
Hobby Horse to Vorpal Blade to Hobby Horse Combo

Grind ‘em All! (1 points)
Kill 5 Botterflies in a row with the Pepper Grinder

Neighslayer (1 points)
Hit 4 enemies with a single Hobby Horse ground smash

Tea Party (1 points)
Destroy 10 Ruin Barriers

Level-Headed (3 points)
Finish the game using Hysteria only once

Eyes on the Size (1 points)
Find the hidden Shrink Sense Decal

Brollyant (1 points)
Kill 10 Bitch Babies with Deflection

Beware of the Lagomorph (1 points)
Kill 30 enemies with the Clockwork Bomb

Cold Arms, Cold Heart (2 points)
Defeat the Drowned Sailor without taking any damage

Pulling His Strings (2 points)
Defeat the Dollmaker without taking any damage.

No quarter! No mercy! (1 points)
Defeat 100 Ruin Enemies.

52-Pick-Up (1 points)
Defeat 52 Card Guards

Calm In the Face of Death (2 points)
While on your last Rose, kill 5 Enemies without activating Hysteria

Madness Begins (1 points)
In American McGee’s Alice, Complete Village of the Doomed

Secret Trophies

No Happy Returns (1 points)
Back to Wonderland

End of Innocence (1 points)
Complete Vale of Tears

Hatter’s Demise (1 points)
Complete Wonderland Chapter 1

Grim Folly (1 points)
Complete Wonderland Chapter 2

When Worlds Collide (1 points)
Complete Wonderland Chapter 3

The Harder they Fall (1 points)
Complete Wonderland Chapter 4

The End of Daze (1 points)
Complete Wonderland Chapter 5

Snicker-snack! (1 points)
Acquire the Vorpal Blade

Ground Pork (1 points)
Acquire the Pepper Grinder

Strange Hobby (1 points)
Acquire the Hobby Horse

Death by Darjeeling (1 points)
Acquire the Teapot Cannon

Venting Frustration (1 points)
Spend 7 minutes on steam vents

Skool-Leaver (1 points)
In American McGee’s Alice, Complete Fortress of Doors

Out of the Woods (1 points)
In American McGee’s Alice, Complete Wonderland Woods

Dead Hatter (1 points)
In American McGee’s Alice, Complete Behind the Looking Glass

Royal Approach (2 points)
In American McGee’s Alice, Complete Queen of Heartsland

Full Recovery (3 points)
Complete American McGee’s Alice

Platinum For All Other Trophies (4 points)
Platinum For All Other Trophies