Japan and its Sexy, Sexy Children
May 23rd, 2011  
Do voluptuous female characters in Japanese video games all NEED to be underage?
May 23rd, 2011  
Do voluptuous female characters in Japanese video games all NEED to be underage?
May 16th, 2011  
Ever called a review biased? You’re an idiot.
May 10th, 2011  
The Wii’s greatest setback was also its greatest strength, and I’ll mourn its passing.
May 2nd, 2011  
PlayStation Network is down, people say retarded things. More at eleven!
April 25th, 2011  
Can’t we just play games to have fun anymore? That’s what it’s supposed to be all about, right?
April 16th, 2011  
I’ll take a bad game that’s fun over a great game that’s boring.
April 11th, 2011  
Those birds have nothing on the pure fury of Nerd Rage
March 31st, 2011  
Videogame journalists caused World War II!
March 26th, 2011  
Games shouldn’t have more fun than me!
March 16th, 2011  
We’ll say it one more time: You don’t beat Call of Duty by trying to be Call of Duty.
March 11th, 2011  
Do cinematics represent a “failure state”?
March 2nd, 2011  
Just how important is it to be a special snowflake?
February 24th, 2011  
If we want every game to be the same, we might as well just buy ten copies of Halo.
February 17th, 2011  
What has acting grown-up ever gotten us?
February 9th, 2011  
Print media is alive and kicking, and that’s a good thing!
February 5th, 2011  
Yeah, you’re hardcore, and you’re killing the gaming industry.
January 26th, 2011  
I’d sooner believe in Unitology than in an objective review
January 19th, 2011  
Tired of games that rip-off your favorite franchises? Not so fast, grasshopper. Maybe you should step back, think for a second, and read this.
January 12th, 2011  
Why modern gamers really are the biggest douchebags on the planet
January 6th, 2011  
Or, how to work a justified Cyril Sneer reference into your article