Backbreaker Comes With Penis-Drawing Tools
Backbreaker is out today, and yesterday Kotaku posted an interview with Rob Donald, the game’s associate producer, in which Donald discussed Backbreaker’s customization tools, which allow users to create logos and endzone designs. There are two things he said, speculating on how the tools would be used, that are super relevant to all of us game connoisseurs/immature human beings.
First: “I am totally expecting to see on YouTube, a fortnight after the game is out, a perfect recreation of The Last Supper in someone’s end zone.”
Alright, that sounds pretty neat. What else you got?
“Let’s face it, the first two days of the game being out, all we’re going to see is a bunch of cocks, like, spread across the end zone…people, yeah, they’re gonna create dicks. Massive, giant phalluses that you’re running into and scoring on.”
Well, Rob, folks probably were going to do that, yes. But there were probably others who wouldn’t have done it but will now that you’ve put that out there. Honestly, though, I’m thrilled by this and am considering going to pick this up today because of the prospect of there being penises everywhere. Roll Tide.
There’s plenty more to the interview than what I have here, so head on over to Kotaku and read it, jeez.