Bears Will Maul Your Children in New Kinectimals Expansion

Bringing us one step closer to¬†Kinectimals: Vietnam,¬†Microsoft today announced a new version of Kinectimals that is titled, frighteningly, “Kinectimals, Now With Bears.” I am not even remotely kidding.

Yes, Microsoft is going to try to teach your children that bears are friendly, domesticated creatures who can be trained and really just want to be your friends. There’s probably a line in the terms of use that says you can’t sue them if your kid gets mauled by a real-life bear because little Jimmy tried to pet it.

But, awww, what can be the harm? That big guy really is just oh so cute.

So I’m gonna say go ahead and do this. Teach tour kids to be friendly with wild bears. Nothing bad could possibly happen. You can get Kinectimals, Now With Bears in a new retail package for $49.99 this fall or in a DLC pack for $15 if you already have the game. Good luck, parents.

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