Bungie Employee Subdues Criminal

Now that Bungie has stopped working on the Halo franchise, they’ve apparently become a paramilitary, vigilante police force, bent on ridding the world of evildoers. Or so I’ve extrapolated based on the recent news that a Bungie employee subdued a gunman and had him arrested.

After Bungie employee Jeff Fletcher had parked outside an ATM in King County, he witnessed a confrontation between two men. In true duel form, both men drew firearms, and one shot the other. When the gunman ran in his direction, Fletcher, a former security guard, pulled out his own legally concealed firearm and ordered the gunman to surrender. Once the gunman dropped his weapon and lay prone, Fletcher used a pair of handcuffs he happened to be carrying to detain the gunman until police arrived.

Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*****.

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2 Comments on Bungie Employee Subdues Criminal

Ben Richardson

On August 12, 2011 at 11:39 am

As he was loaded into the squad car, the criminal was heard to mutter “f*ckin Bungie and their overpowered pistols!”


On August 13, 2011 at 10:10 am

>yfw this guy is Master Chief