Comment of the Week: Codes Make Me Go
I never fail to marvel at the creativity of Game Front readers and watchers when they’re asked to try to amuse us in order to receive a prize. It was no different this week during Thursday’s Borderlands 2 Live Stream — Game Front was giving away a free Steam code, to whoever could come up with the best response.
Reader “Orbison98″ provided this tale of woe, which, to be fair, is not “creative” so much as “terrifyingly real-sounding:”
“For the last 5 days I haven’t been able to go to the bathroom, I have a shit the size of a small country lying in my small intestine and its causing quite the pain. The first 2 days were hell until the third day when you released part 1 to this awesome adventure and has been the most exciting part of my day (apart from the honey tasting laxatives), your videos have actual healing properties, I believe that If I got the Code I would actually shit myself and it would end the torture.”
One Borderlands 2 Steam code, coming right up! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to clutch my midsection in sympathetic agony.