A tribute to conservative talk-radio Single-Player or DukeMatch on a Moon Base User Art - CON File Hacks - User Sounds Lots of detail and cool special effects Show those FemiNazi bitches who's bad!
Title : Radio Free Earth (Version 1.1 RFE11.MAP)
Author : AirTime
Description : A tribute to conservative talk-radio
Single-Player or DukeMatch on a Moon Base
User Art - CON File Hacks - User Sounds
Lots of detail and cool special effects
Show those FemiNazi bitches who's bad!
Scenario : During the Alien Occupation, Radio Free Earth
broadcasts brought vital news and hope to
the human resistance movement. From a
studio in a hidden Moon Base, Earth's most
gifted communicator was recruited to
counter the propaganda spewing from the
Unfortunately, Alien forces discovered and
overran the RFE Moon Base in the final
days before Duke Nukem decapitated their
assault. Although most of RFE's staff
escaped to safety, an Alien Elite Corps
now controls the broadcast facility.
With the Earth Defense Force in ruins, it
is up to Duke to put the facility out of
commission. Otherwise, the Aliens and
their Earthling lackeys will use it to
renew the campaign of lies and
disinformation that weakened Earth's
resolve in advance of the first assault.
The Moon Base is out of range of Earth-based
teleporters. You'll have to lock on to
an unused TP pad on RFE's radio-tower, in low Earth orbit. From there you can
get to the RFE Base, and proceed to kick
alien butt. Take out the radio tower and
the base's central computer, and those
alien bastards will have to pay regular
commercial advertising rates to spread
their propaganda - just like Ross Perot.
OR...you can just run around in the MAP and
make hamburger of your DukeMatch
Additional Credits to : Apogee and 3dRealms
For making Duke3D Fun rather than Politically
For his excellent BUILD FAQ
For his CON file editing FAQ
For his Web-based BUILD Tutorial and Hacker's
Guide (sadly, now defunct)
Rush H. Limbaugh III
For giving conservatives a voice
For giving true conservatives a choice
* Play Information *
Episode and Level # : E1L1
Single Player : Yes
DukeMatch Level : Yes
Difficulty Settings : Yes
* Instructions *
Installation : This MAP is dependent on user ART, user sounds and
modified CON files. All files supplied with
this MAP should be copied to your DUKE3D
Multi-Player Startup : Run SETUP and select user map RFE11.MAP. All
DukeMatch participants must have the same set
of ART, VOC and CON files in their DUKE3D
Single-Player Startup : You can run SETUP and select user map RFE11.MAP,
but this will default to difficulty setting
0 (Piece of Cake). For more challenging play,
execute Duke3D from the command line:
>DUKE3D -map rfe11.map /s
Where is a difficulty setting from
* Construction *
Base : New level from scratch
Editor(s) used : BUILD - For the .MAP (What else?)
GOLDWAVE - For the sounds
Paintshop PRO - For the user art
Gryphon Morph - For some special effects
Known Bugs : Er...there are some, but I think they're all due
to intrinsic limits or flaws of the BUILD engine:
1.) Steroids and Pistol Ammo are way out of scale.
This is because some sprites (e.g. enemies,
items) are scaled by the game regardless
of what you do in the BUILD editor).
Version History : RFE Version 1.1
Fixes the following Known Bugs in Version 1.0
- Jumping into the hot tub in the executive
suite would sometimes kill you.
- It was possible to pass through the grate in
the water purifier and get stuck in the
Adds the following enhancements:
- More user art
- More user sounds
- A cool animated morph with coordinated sound
- Added sprites and textures to make the intent
of some features more apparent
* Where to get this MAP file *
* Notes *
1.) MAP authors may use this map as a base for derived works. Like I could
stop you anyway.
2.) This MAP may be freely distributed individually or with a collection of
3.) If you are a liberal and are offended by the (meager) allusions to
conservative ideas and personalities, that's just too bad. I don't
care what you and people like you think.
4.) If you are not a liberal, but still object to my treatment of Hillary
Clinton, Bella Abzug, and other FemiNazis in this map, then WAKE UP.
Those bitches are after our BALLS, dude!
5.) Notwithstanding the above, nothing in this map should be taken to
indicate advocacy of violence against anyone native to this
solar system. FemiNazis and other liberals should not be shot,
but instead should be released unharmed into the wild after being
tagged and fitted with radio collars so that we can track their
migration patterns. Hopefully, loss of habitat in "non-profit"
advocacy groups, tenured professorships, mainstream media, and
the Federal government will lead to their gradual, natural
Extraterrestrial aliens, however, are a blight on the galaxy and should
be ruthlessly exterminated.