Duke Nukem Forever Achievements

Due to Duke Nukem Forever’s incredibly protracted development, the list of achievements in this post might be the longest-awaited set of achievements in the history of gaming. We’ll have a full walkthrough and more when the game finally comes out, but for now, sift through the accolades below to get a sense of what lies in store.

Extermination (25 points)
Kill 50 aliens

Annihilation (40 points)
Kill 100 aliens

Nuclear Devastation (50 points)
Kill 250 aliens

Hippy-Stomper (20 points)
Foot stomp 12 aliens

Judge, Jury, Executioner (20 points)
Execute 20 aliens

Trapper (20 points)
Kill 10 aliens with Trip Mines

Freeze Well! (20 points)
Kill 15 frozen aliens

Road Rage (20 points)
Kill 15 aliens with the monster truck

Fork the Pork (10 points)
Kill 6 aliens with the forklift

Dead Useful (15 points)
Kill 10 aliens with environmental explosives

Downtown Barrel Beatdown (15 points)
Kill 10 aliens with tossed objects

Duke Angry, Duke Smash! (20 points)
Kill 15 aliens with melee attacks while on steroids

Noms (10 points)
Eat 10 pieces of food during the SP campaign

On the Noggin (25 points)
Kill 30 aliens with headshots

Natural Disaster 3x (10 points)
Kill 3 aliens at once

FBT (10 points)
Get knocked down 10 times

Turd Burglar (10 points)
Find and steal a piece of poo

I Need a Towel (10 points)
Get hit by 10 Pregnator bombs

Baron von Nukem (20 points)
Shoot down 20 alien fighters

I Need a Date (5 points)
Look at every page of a calendar in SP

Sticky Bomb Like You! (10 points)
Put a Trip Mine on a live alien

Big Guns, Big Ships (10 points)
Blow up 5 enemy gunships or dropships

Air-Duke (30 points)
Win air hockey with a score of 7-0 in the strip club

Balls of Steel (25 points)
Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score in SP

Flagon of Chuckles (5 points)
Drink a beer in SP

Juiced (5 points)
Take steroids in SP

He’s Got a Hologram! (5 points)
Use a Holoduke in SP

Drawrings (10 points)
Doodle something on the whiteboard in SP

Substance Abuser (10 points)
Drink beer while on steroids or vice versa in SP

I Am All That Is Man (40 points)
Discover all Ego cap awards

Gunslinger (50 points)
Carry the gold pistol through the whole SP campaign

Piece of Cake (20 points)
Complete the SP campaign on Easy Difficulty

Let’s Rock (30 points)
Complete the SP campaign on Normal Difficulty

Come Get Some (40 points)
Complete the SP campaign on Hard Difficulty

Damn, I’m Good (50 points)
Complete the SP campaign on Insane Difficulty

Special Thanks (5 points)
Watch the credits all the way through

Bucket Head (30 points)
Find all 3 helmets in the SP campaign

Call Waiting (25 points)
Listen to all phone messages

Party Animal (10 points)
Drink all of the beers in the strip club

Pescaphobe (10 points)
Kill all the catfish in the underwater level

Sunday, Black Sunday (5 points)
Shoot down the blimp above the stadium

Nobody Likes a Whiner (5 points)
Knock out the talent at the talk show

Lots of Whacking (25 points)
Win a game of Alien Abortion in the strip club

Companion Barrel (10 points)
Unlock the secret closet at the end of the Forkstop

One-Eyed Freak (10 points)
Defeat the Cycloid

Pit Champion (25 points)
Defeat the Battlelord in Las Vegas

Not Bad for a Human (40 points)
Defeat the Alien Queen

A Good Dam Fight (25 points)
Defeat the Battlelord on the Hoover Dam

Octacide (25 points)
Defeat the Octaking

Beating the One-Eyed Worm (35 points)
Defeat the Energy Leech