“Super Mario” Sepulveda FTW (FileFront EXCLUSIVE)
Happy Humpday everyone. We’re all celebrating the survival of the resiliant Chilean Miners, not least of all because of rescued miner #2, Mario Sepulveda. He instantly became the Antoine Dodson of mining when he emerged as the public face of the trapped miners, offering jokes, commentary and generally keeping the world’s collective spirits up during the 2 month long ordeal. Dubbed “Super Mario” for his charismatic personality, when he emerged unharmed from
level 1-2, he offered this insanely memorable account of his experience:
“I was with God and with the devil. And I reached out for God.”
As it turns out, Super Mario Sepulveda is lot more super than you think. In a FileFront exclusive, we have recieved the following panoramic shot of the rescue of all trapped miners. I think it’s fair to say that after 8 grueling worlds of danger, their Princess is finally NOT in another castle:
But in all seriousness, in a year filled with horrors, it’s nice to see the good guys win one against nature and industrial decay. Welcome home boys, welcome home.