Friday Flame Wars – 3D Sucks: Discuss
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Earlier today we learned how a former Sony engineer is suing Nintendo for allegedly stealing his 3D technology, but two people fighting over who invented 3D? It’s like fighting over who invented smellovision. Yeah, we said it. It’s gimicky. It does literally nothing to improve a game or movie. If you’re using those stupid glasses, it’s hard to see. And don’t get us started about 3D games. You have to hold your neck in the most uncomfortable position ever, or else you’ll fall into a death-trap. And that’s ignoring how terrible 3D-rendered characters look in actual 3D. Honestly, the only purpose is to con people into spending way more money than they normally would. Who the hell buys this crap?
People who love awesome looking shiz, that’s who! 3D looks extremely cool. And it does things regular D can’t, like make giant special effects monsters look menacing instead of inserted-in. Plus, let’s be real, sports are so much more incredible on a 3D TV. The fact is, modern 3D shows us entertainment in ways we never thought possible on TV or in theaters, and haters are just old timers who can’t stand the fact that they’re confused by new things. I mean, shit, have you seen Step Up 3D? Move into a home already.
Jesus, we know reasonable people can disagree, but we can’t both be right. So, you tell us, who’s right? 3D haters, or 3D fans?
3D Sucks: Discuss
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