Game Front Announces Next-Gen Gaming Console: the GameFactory
Los Angeles, April 1, 2012 – Game Front announced today that it would launch its groundbreaking GAMEFACTORY® (GF) free-to-play console in North America on April 31, 2012, as part of a worldwide simultaneous launch.
GF is the most advanced computer system that serves as a platform to enjoy next generation computer entertainment contents in the home, realized through the combination of Intel, NVIDIA, and AMD processors, in addition to the playability of a vast catalog of software titles that will be available through an innovative “pay per minute” microtransaction business model.
Having Tera-bit Ethernet and two pre-installed hard disk drives (HDD) in RAID as standard in GF, users will have the option to purchase additional features through microtransactions, including read/write ability, audio, and an on/off function.
Equipped with basic input/output ports, GF supports a broad range of displays from conventional full HD (1080i/1080p) flat panel displays to Neuro-Optic Visualization, offering the joy of the most advanced computer entertainment contents to homes around the world. For use in living rooms, bedrooms, and your parents’ basement, maximum heat and noise reduction has been achieved with a noise level equivalent to that of a purring Japanese Bobtail cat.
The new controller for GF has been created by completely rejecting the world’s most popular console controllers and combining foot pedals with a head-mounted neural interface. The controller for GF employs a high-precision, highly sensitive electrode system that is capable of processing all parameters through human thought, thereby freeing up the user’s hands to eat Nachos (sold separately).
Apart from being the world’s most responsive controller, the neural interface stimulates nerve centers to provide physical feedback to in-game stimulus, found to be non-lethal in 7 out of 10 homeless test subjects.
“The GameFactory is the most powerful console in the world,” said Managing Editor Mark Burnham. “We have no launch titles, and every publisher hates this thing, but that’s EXCITING, you know? The future is here.”
Sold separately, the GAMEFACTORY Visor delivers full 3D throughout its wearer’s complete field of vision by means of Neuro-Optic Visualization, and the GAMEFACTORY Helmet additionally provides noise-cancelling technology, 7.1 surround sound, and complete protection from the gaming-related head injuries that kill 132,000 Americans every year.
A USB-powered beverage cooler comes in two varieties: the GAMEFACTORY Beer Keg and the GAMEFACTORY Wine Decanter, complete with 6-foot fiberglass sipping straw.
About Game Front
Recognized as the trans-dimensional leader and company responsible for the progression of mankind, Game Front plots behind the curtain to overthrow modern civilization by summoning the Three Prime Evils. Headquartered in Los Angeles, USA, Game Front is a cadre of genetically enhanced archmages and time-traveling robots that are learning to process the human emotion you call “love.”