Gamers Report for Mental Boot Camp Under Drill Sergeant Mindstrong
If you thought you could sit back and give your noggin a break just because its summer, Drill Sergeant Mindstrong has new orders for you. You and your pals are to report directly to the Wii Shop to download Drill Sergeant Mindstrong. You learn to flex your mental muscle under the tutelage of the Drill Sergeant himself who has included a few words of encouragement for you in the press release:
LINE UP FILTHY SLOWPOKES. Brain boot camp starts now! The Drill Sergeant will begin by assigning you difficult tasks that only the most intelligent troops can solve. Impress him by consecutively completing tasks and you can earn a combo bonus. However, boot camp is not always so rosy. For every incorrect answer, you will be docked points. Even some of the brightest muffinhead cadets can end the game with negative points.
After each round, Drill Sergeant will complete a task evaluation and assign each player a brain power rank. This rank is determined by how often you anger Drill Sergeant by giving the wrong answers, and the few times you actually get an answer right and gain points. Stay a lowly sugar plum private for the rest of your career, or use your brain power to rise up the ranks to Field Marshall.
But who am I kidding? There is no way a snot face, lamebrain, bed-wetting boot like yourself is smart enough to get past what Drill Sergeant Mindstrong has in store.
Drill Sergeant Mindstrong is available today on WiiWare for 800 points.