Gears of War Movie Will Need a Reboot

Back when Underworld director/Die Hard-defiler Len Wiseman was on the Gears of War movie, it was gonna cost $100 million. Now that he’s off the movie, it’s gonna have to cost less, says Cliffy B at Comic-Con, because somebody finally realized that spending $100 million on a hard-R action movie based on a video game with no sex is silly. Sex is important. So now they’re gonna go “more like District 9,” which was a hard-R action movie with no sex that didn’t cost much money but looked like it did. And making a movie that doesn’t cost a lot of money and having it look like it did is what we in the biz call “the secret to success.”

BONUS BIZ TERM THAT WILL MAKE YOU SOUND SMART: “development hell,” which is what the Gears of War movie is currently in.

via Cinema Blend

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2 Comments on Gears of War Movie Will Need a Reboot


On July 26, 2010 at 5:53 pm

Gears of War movie is just what we need. Because when I think of Gears of War, I think: “Man, what a great story.”

havoc of smeg

On July 27, 2010 at 6:57 am

What phalanx said. just as long as they dont do a carbon copy of the gears 1 or 2 story. Just wouldnt work.