Get Yo Jockey On in Champion Jockey Kinect
Ever since I was a little boy I dreamed of being a jockey. Unfortunately, the fact that I’m 6’4″ and that I’m utterly incapable of doing anything that involves going outside means my dream would never be realized. Thankfully, Tecmo has created a game that fulfills all of the non-sexual fantasies I’ve ever had. Well, OK, maybe it involves a few of my sexual fantasies.
I’m talking about Champion Jockey for Kinect. I used to say that Dance Central was the reason that Kinect exists, but I was wrong. Dead wrong. Kudo Tsunoda is probably going to shoot himself for not making this game. That’s how special it is. If you don’t believe me, just check out this stellar video of a guy playing it. Your life will never be the same.