Giveaways: G8 eSports LAN Hoodie (Comment Contest)

LAN-parties are not for the faint of heart. It’s hard enough battling your gamer-foes for hours. Battling the elements at the same time? That’s just unecessary.
We have a winner!
Congratulations to Crinkypops, who decided that less is more in this comment, going straight to a classic. “2 Letters: GG.” Someone will be touch soon to get you your prize. We’ll have more giveaways coming soon, so stay tuned!
Our friends at G8 eSports have a solution: The G8 eSports hoodie! This little puppy is made for cold, long LAN-hours, and even comes with a pair of Little Hotties hand warmers. Win, and the G8 eSports hoodie is all yours ($69 value!).
Here’s The Deal:
In competitive gaming, victory is sweet, but rubbing it in is a little sweeter. Prove your LAN-mettle to us, and provide your best “LAN-taunt” in the comments section of this page. Envision that you have just won a match, and now it’s time to brag.
Rules:
1. Drop a “victory taunt” in the comments section of this page.
2. No cursing.
3. No “censored cursing” either (i.e. F!@#)
4. No sexual comments
5. No racist comments
6. Inappropriate comments will be disqualified.
Taunts should be creative and elaborate!
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS:
TUESDAY NIGHT, AUGUST 24 AT MIDNIGHT
We’ll pick our favorite taunt by next Wednesday, August 25. We’ll judge entries based on creativity, and a complex algorithm that also incorporates randomness.
Now get taunting!
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32 Comments on Giveaways: G8 eSports LAN Hoodie (Comment Contest)
gweps3
On August 18, 2010 at 1:36 pm
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NED
micheal marsh
On August 18, 2010 at 2:31 pm
don’t make me go all guitarherophenom on you.
Hvk
On August 18, 2010 at 6:22 pm
WHOAA SOMEONE JUST GOT STUFFED LIKE A TURKEY AT THANKSGIVING
Sean Logue
On August 18, 2010 at 6:24 pm
Let me know when you get to my level, son!
Daniel Guzman
On August 18, 2010 at 7:36 pm
I laid you down like a controller!
Jon
On August 18, 2010 at 8:14 pm
sweet cakes and pies
Douglas
On August 19, 2010 at 4:19 am
“You keep your bullets, I don’t want them.
Keep them, all of them…inside you.”
Damian
On August 19, 2010 at 7:07 am
Sorry what you say? i don’t speak FAIL
avrus
On August 19, 2010 at 8:03 am
Wow I before today I didn’t think it was possible to be pro at dying. Tell me when I should start using the left mouse button!
avrus
On August 19, 2010 at 8:03 am
Wow before today I didn’t think it was possible to be pro at dying. Tell me when I should start using the left mouse button!
Demola
On August 19, 2010 at 9:26 am
You called me over for this? I thought you would finally have had something to bring to the table. **puts down controller and gestures opponents girlfriend to follow me out the door**
draggy
On August 19, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Try to keep your brains inside of your head next time!
VoOdOo
On August 19, 2010 at 3:16 pm
How do you spell your name again? L.O.S.E.R? Oh yeah i forgot.
eric burgwinkel
On August 19, 2010 at 3:25 pm
take out your notebook cause you just got skooled
holly
On August 19, 2010 at 3:29 pm
stick that in your cigar and smoke it
holly
On August 19, 2010 at 3:31 pm
i’ve seen better hands on a clock :p
Mark
On August 19, 2010 at 5:47 pm
Vommit. Clean it up with some Commet. Earth is my Plonet.
Crinkypops
On August 19, 2010 at 6:20 pm
2 letters
GG
Brent Patterson
On August 19, 2010 at 7:15 pm
Did I just win?
Mark
On August 19, 2010 at 8:11 pm
you might wanna sit down cuz you just got stood up.
Mark
On August 19, 2010 at 8:11 pm
take out your pencil son cuz school is in session
Thumbs
On August 19, 2010 at 11:43 pm
So i looked your name up in dictionary, turns out you’re the meaning of noob.
taylor
On August 20, 2010 at 12:34 am
“Set your minds to BLOWN!”
bob
On August 20, 2010 at 9:34 am
“If that was your best, I’d hate to see your worst.”
bob
On August 20, 2010 at 9:36 am
“That was about as fun as kindergarten.”
Brandon
On August 20, 2010 at 12:38 pm
What happened? I spread your brains on the pavement? I’m sorry, I fell asleep. Here, I’ll do it again.
randy romero
On August 20, 2010 at 1:31 pm
by the power invested in me i now pronounce you PWNED!!
Alex
On August 20, 2010 at 9:35 pm
During the customary post match handshake when they reach out their hand, I give them the slip and proceed to do a little song and dance to the tune of the Mexican hat dance. “I win, I win, I win,…against a noob like you. I win, I win, I win….and that’s the end of you”
Danish Bazil
On August 21, 2010 at 8:36 pm
Sorry to have taken your place, you can have it back when your at least worth a portion of me.
Danish Bazil
On August 21, 2010 at 8:59 pm
Would you like some FAILsauce with that QQ-steak of yours? Because ya just got SERVED!
B.r1de
On August 22, 2010 at 9:09 pm
“You mad cause you lost? Or are you mad cause I’m yelling it across the room at you and everyone knows now.”
Shane Dickson (Oregon Slacker)
On August 24, 2010 at 9:31 pm
Hows that Saler from my nuts taste? (Teabaggin’ for the WIN!!)