Go on, Touch It. Touch the Dead

Modojo.com has a preview up for the oddly-named DS game, “Touching the Dead.” While that may sound like a euphemism for a sexually transmitted disease, it’s actually more like a House of the Dead knockoffâ$¦ yeah, there’s really not much difference between the two. But in this knockoff, you’ll use the D-pad to change weapons and the stylus to blast the undead scum into hamburger.

Touching the dead, eh? Ah, that takes me back to my childhood, when little Billy McCree used to charge us neighborhood kids a nickel to see what he had found in his basementâ$¦ but that’s a story for another time.