Goat Simulator: Patch 1.1 – Neckbeard Achievement Guide
Get simultaneously too fancy and too stinky in Goat Simulator to unlock the “Neckbeard” achievement. Surprise, but Coffee Stain Studio’s bizarro parody of simulation gaming is full of references to nerd culture. Become one with the pandering and just turn your upstanding goat into a smelly fedora-wearing neckbeard — all goats come standard with a beard attached to their necks, after all.
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Neckbeard Achievement Guide
Note: Normal progression might be bugged for some people. If the achievement doesn’t appear after purchasing the hat, go back and start a Custom Game with the Repulsive Goat mutator active.
Step 1: Get to the Sewers
To start smelling, you’ll want to earn the “Disgusting” achievement by entering the sewers and walking in the gross water inside. That’ll make you good and stinky.
The sewer pipe entrance is located over the water between the Carnival and the Put-In Hotel. Just look next to the bridge to spot the inlet.
Walking in the sewer waters unlocks the stinky goat power. Stink will just waft from your smelly body now.
Step 2: Get to the Hat Shop
There’s a hat shop directly across from the huge skyscraper hotel nearby. But, you can’t buy a hat without money.
Stop by the open store next door and look for a pile of bills. Grab it to collect one pile of money, then return to the hat store. With the money, throw it at the checkout desk and you should hear a “cha-ching!” cash register noise.
To unlock the achievement and become a true Neckbearded Goat, you’ll need to buy a Fedora. It’s the middle one in the window display. Lick it and exchange cash and wear the (un)fashionable hat around town.
Once you’re stinky and make mismatched fashion choices, you’ll earn the “Neckbeard” achievement. Quite the honor.
Smell and look like one.
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