Goomba Murder Regret – A Mario Webcomic
Tom Bland, the illustrator behind the bloody-yet-hilarious webcomic maneggs.com, here adds a does of reality to the fact that Mario is a murderer.
Think about this next time you’re playing Super Mario World, and you murder a turtle and use its empty shell-carcass to in turn murder other members of his tribe. Probably close family members, daughters, grandmothers. Just think about that, you sick son ova’ bitch.
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