"Half-Life: Full Life Consequences" Greatest Garry’s Mod Video Ever?

Awhile back, someone going by the name of “squirrelking” decided to learn English and that the best way to practice was to write video game fan fiction. One of these practice sessions became a story titled “Half-Life: Full Life Consequences,” which was recently adapted into the video short above using Garry’s Mod. The result is one of the funniest Half-Life 2 parodies in recent memory as you follow the adventures of John Freeman, Gordon Freeman’s brother, who rides to his brother’s rescue on a motorcycle made out of a bathtub and two big tires. Along the way, he encounters headcrab zombie police, zombie “goasts, and of course “full life consequences.”

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DeathDream

On January 30, 2008 at 6:19 pm

Oh god that was stupid.

~Death Dream~

Iku Tri

On January 30, 2008 at 6:49 pm

What….the…hell…….

Norbit

On January 30, 2008 at 6:55 pm

That is brilliant :lol:

Lauri

On January 30, 2008 at 6:58 pm

That was just pure boredom. If you want a good machinima, watch Tales of the Past or Red vs Blue or w/e, but this doesn’t even accomplish its goal of being a parody because it just fails to be funny.

arlo

On January 30, 2008 at 7:41 pm

that was ing awesome

vedicardi (da soc)

On January 30, 2008 at 10:42 pm

From forums.facepunchstudios.com

Epic. Lauri doesn’t understand the history of FULL LIFE CONQUENCES.

This is a reading of a REAL fanfiction that was intended to be serious. That’s why it’s so funny.

Casey

On January 30, 2008 at 11:43 pm

LOL

RickyL

On January 31, 2008 at 10:44 am

Thats hilarious!

Lauri

On January 31, 2008 at 5:41 pm

Even from the POV of parodying fanfiction it just fails.

Dumbo

On September 7, 2008 at 8:35 pm

If you dont think this is funny, you have no sense of humor