Here Are 5 Avengers Games (All of Which Are Horrible)

Captain America, the oldest of the Avengers, is getting his time on the silver screen in the form of Captain America: The First Avenger and the small screen in the form of Captain America: Super Soldier. The Avengers have a long and ignoble history in the video game realm; let’s take a look at a few of them.

1. The Incredible Hulk – Sega Genesis

Sure, it looked nice back in the day, but it had no story and all the bad guys were just the same bad guy in various skins. Why must the f–king Hulk hit ordinary humans like five times in order to take them down? Go to hell, whoever made this stupid game.

2. Iron Man – Xbox 360 and PS3

Oh, yay, I get to be Iron Man in the most advanced generation of video games ever, so this has got to be amazing, right? Wrong. Yeah, I know the Iron Man suit is made of, like, iron, but damn I didn’t think it would be that friggin stiff to maneuver. I thought it would at least be fun, you know. My life sucks.

3. Thor: God of Thunder – Xbox 360 and PS3

A current-generation brawler, you say. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKK, I say, hesitantly. I should have been even more hesitant, because this game blows ass. This game glitched so much it managed to convince me that I was on drugs.

4. Captan America and the Avengers – Arcade

Although I don’t much care for nostalgia becaus the past sucks, I really tried here. But, no, it just doesn’t work. I’m not a fan of brawlers, generally, and I’m really not a fan of boring brawlers. This was definitely a boring brawler.

5. Captain America: Super Soldier

There’s something to be said for a game that doesn’t trudge along, but there’s only so many bland open world games we can take. And there are even fewer s–t movie tie-ins we can take. A 58 on Metacritic means it’s the worst game you’ve ever heard of.

Be Captain America, Steve – shove Captain America down their throats! … with GameFront’s helpful walkthrough.

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4 Comments on Here Are 5 Avengers Games (All of Which Are Horrible)

James Tan

On July 21, 2011 at 12:00 am

See GameFront, that’s where we differ greatly. I like these kind of games. You don’t. While I acknowledge your lack there of to enjoy these games. I still like them, nonetheless.

The Truth

On July 21, 2011 at 3:41 am

No, you did not just put the Data East Avengers arcade game on that list. You lost all face with that one listing.


On July 21, 2011 at 5:29 pm

Yeah, I’m not saying Captain America and the Avengers was a great game and the writer of this article is a jackass, but…


On July 21, 2011 at 8:33 pm

Thats the truth, Truth!