Here’s What North Korea Has to Do With Half-Life 3 (PARODY)

GameFaux is a recurring series on Game Front, all about fake important game journalism and parody serious commentary.


About a month ago, Valve and friends kicked off a new stage of an alternate reality game that will lead us to the announcement of Half-Life 3, which is coming sooner than you might have thought. In truth, Valve boss Gabe Newell has been pulling a really elaborate con, possibly just for his own amusement as the clues he has dropped have been almost impossible to find. Almost. Phil Owen, with the assistance of computer wizard CJ Miozzi, has managed to get to the bottom of this mystery, and below you will find a handy graphic that lays out his findings. Enjoy.

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1 Comment on Here’s What North Korea Has to Do With Half-Life 3 (PARODY)

lol

On August 1, 2013 at 5:40 am

Or maybe Valve just suck at keeping their customers happy, unlike ‘unpopular’ EA lol.