Hey, Look, It’s a Game About Being Pregnant
1up managed to stumble upon an amazing gem at TGS this week: a game about being pregnant! In this game you wear a belly sack that hooks up to your TV, on which you can see how your baby is doing. Really!
The point of this game is to simulate a full pregnancy in a short amount of time. In short order, your belly will inflate and your boobs will get fat, and you will love it. As far as I know, the game does not inject hormones into your body.
In the game, your movements will influence the baby’s. You can, for example, jump up and down and piss that little bitch off, and then rub your belly in order to calm it down. This sounds like a legit GOTY candidate to me.
By the way, you should be proud of me for not making the abortion jokes I was thinking of while writing this piece. Read more on this game at 1up.