How to Hate the Metal Gear Solid Series in Five Clips or Less

Personally, I love the Metal Gear Solid series. They’ve consistently had some great gameplay and enticing — though sometimes confusing — storylines. Everything about the games just seems huge, which unfortunately includes it’s “WTF” moments. Every one of those games had instances where you just sat back and asked yourself, “what the hell just happened?” And now, thanks to 1UP’s Scott Sharkey, we get to relive those moments all over again. Crotch grabbings, awkward relationship talk through codec, homoerotic sword fights: it’s all here. I think it was the revelation that Otacon slept with his mom that really weirded me out the most though (seriously, Kojima, what the hell?). I think I need to lie down now; it’s just too much terrible for one sitting.

Via 1UP

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12 Comments on How to Hate the Metal Gear Solid Series in Five Clips or Less

housemaster

On June 6, 2008 at 6:22 pm

It must really be a slow day for you guys.

wizardhat

On June 6, 2008 at 6:36 pm

First of all, Otacon nailed his step mom. Tooooooooootally different thing, trust me. Second, neither I nor any of my friends who’ve played any of the post “Solid” Metal Gear games have had any trouble understanding the story. Were you under the influence of any illegal substances while playing?

anon

On June 6, 2008 at 7:32 pm

@wizardhat

‘Tooooooooootally different thing, trust me.’ I’m guessing you’ve ‘nailed’ your step mom as well? It’s still gross, because it’s still someone you call mom. Also, yes, they must have been doing drugs while playing, how else would they not be able to understand such a horrible story line?

MastaG

On June 6, 2008 at 7:55 pm

@anon
If you had a hawt step mom that was irresistible and got seduced by her but yet you wouldn’t f*ck her? GHEY!! or just not horny at all and you has nothing with no-one.

da soc

On June 7, 2008 at 12:31 am

What game is the third one from anyway? O_o

Gigarayzor

On June 7, 2008 at 3:28 am

Eh, the fight scene wasn’t too horrible. Maybe I was just desensitized to it though after all that crotch grabbing.

weege

On June 7, 2008 at 7:26 am

I hear it’s amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

singletxguy4fun

On June 7, 2008 at 12:18 pm

It’s still the tiest, Jappiest, nonsensical pile of money-wasting bull since the Pokemon games, (which SUCK) DBZ, WHICH SUCKS, Inuyashi, Cowboy Bebop, which ALL SUCK, Naruto, which sucks, Devil May Suck , (Which sucks extra hard) and any other JAP PIECE OF THAT NEEDS TO ING ROT IN A GRAVE.

Heil Fuhrer G.W. Bush!!!!

Deaf

On June 8, 2008 at 9:30 pm

@ singletxguy4fun

I thought nazis were allied to japs? Take your racist crap somewhere else. So what..they make horrible video games..and shows…and music…and culture..but that isn’t because they are japanese…right?

Hellforce

On June 9, 2008 at 8:27 am

Not so bad.

@ Deaf:
Yes the Nazis were allied to the Japanese.

singletxguy4fun is just a total retard with no idea what he is talking about.

Gamer000

On July 23, 2011 at 7:04 am

Mgs loved it!!! The best gaming series ever made. Snake?! Snake?! Snakkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!