Sometimes it’s just best to leave video game icons in the fantasy realm, as this image proves. A Mario fan going by the name of “Pixeloo” created the image to the right by Photoshopping some random faces over a 3D render of the famous plumber. The result, as you can see, is a portrait that’s sure to scar a few childhoods permanently. You can click the image to see a larger version, though you might want to usher any small children out of the room first to avoid the therapy they’ll most likely require from seeing one scary-looking Mario. Seriously, this looks like the sort of picture you’d see on the evening news with the headline “Child Predator on the Loose.”
Via Pixeloo
6 Comments to If Mario Were Real, He'd Scare Children
by: Chris
On March 17, 2008 at 1:14 pm
He’d scare more than just children. I’d freak out if I walked into that guy on the street.
by: Daniel
On March 17, 2008 at 1:15 pm
No wonder he was a plumber. I think that face can only be tolerated if it was stuck under a sink somewhere in Brooklyn.
by: Iku Tri
On March 17, 2008 at 3:29 pm
*Eyes Bleeding*
by: Megan
On June 20, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Here’s something to make u feel like an idiot. #1:They’ve already created a realistic Mario in the movie Super Mario Bros. #2: that picture doesn’t scare me. and last but not least….that image of Mario makes him look he has been on crack his whole life….
by: StinkDude1
On June 21, 2008 at 2:37 am
Wow that looks creepy… Now I have another creepy image to try not to think about as I go to sleep tonight. Great.
by: Dark-Star
On December 7, 2011 at 6:07 pm
1st of all, how can you call THIS ‘realistic’:
“by Photoshopping some random faces over a 3D render of the famous plumber…*
I’m pretty sure if I threw enough random faces over a 3D render of a famous videogame character, I could come up with something creepy too. And is this Gamefront or Pedophobia Central? How the heck is that ‘creepy’? He looks about as scary like a beagle with a cap and a beard.