If The Republican Presidential Candidates Had Final Fantasy Hair (Graphic)
What does it truly take to be president? That’s the question currently being hashed out in the epic soap opera that is the Republican presidential primaries, a question the Republican base is having a deuce of a time deciding. One week they love Rick Perry! The next, Michelle Bachman! And ooh ooh ooh Herman Cain! Each candidate has had their moment in the sun, only to be cast aside as the primary voters move on to the next hunk of the week. Nowadays, it’s a fight to the finish between Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, Rick Santorum and of course, Mitt Romney. So what’s the secret? Well think about it: Ron Paul has some support but he’s never managed to take the lead in a Primary. Those who have? Every single one of them has a glorious head of thick, full hair positively flowing with presidential dignity. Ergo, the candidate with the best hair will be the republican nominee.
But how to have the best hair? Well, it is a scientific fact that the best, thickest, coolest hair of all time can be found in the Final Fantasy series. So we’ve done what the Republican candidates will almost certainly do before the primaries have ended. Here is what the Final four Republican candidates would look like with Final Fantasy hair.