It Looks Like Lego Batman 2 Will Have The Stupid, Long-Haired Version Of Superman
Good news, people who like games based on Lego Bricks that don’t encourage player creativity in any way! Lego Batman 2: Super Heroes is a thing that is actually happening, and it’s going to be packed with tons of DC Universe goodies sure to provide minutes, literally minutes of enjoyment*! Returning players to the weirdness of Lego Batman, it sees the bricktacular Caped Crusader joined by the crème de la crème of the DC heroes roster, including Green Lantern, Wonder Woman and as you’ll see, the stupid 90s version of Superman with that awful long hair. No word on whether or not Sea-man, I mean, Aquaman, will be around to swim in the blocky lego waters, but I’m sure they’ll find a way to continue the Lego games’ lack of player interactivity into the depths of the ocean itself.
I keed, I keed. I know plenty of you like these games, and I don’t hate, at least, not that much. So enough teasing already. Here’s the full version of that image:
*I assume, like me, that you agree it’s stupid that Lego games are only Lego-looking, not actually Lego-functional.