Jack Thompson Is Really Xenu The Galactic Tyrant

Halo 3: Killer Training? (censored)

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We all know Myspace is the ultimate resource for truth and knowledge in the universe. A new video popping up all over Myspace shows us that Jack Thompson is possibly Xenu The Galactic Tyrant. Did Jack Thompson orchestrate one of the slickest attacks on the human race of all time? Who knows, but it’s certainly fun to think about. Although this was obviously an extremely silly cartoon, a good point was brought up in it. They show that Halo 3 could possibly be used to teach us how to kill aliens and not other humans. What exactly is wrong with that? Perhaps the good people at Bungie can use that as a marketing strategy when Halo 4 comes out. An uncensored version of the same video is also floating around.

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2 Comments on Jack Thompson Is Really Xenu The Galactic Tyrant

Fromps

On October 3, 2007 at 3:21 am

I don’t know why but all I could think was “Jello Biafra’s voice is in this I swear”

Daniel

On October 3, 2007 at 10:33 am

Wait a second…all I pay attention to is video games and twinkies too.. it’s the perfect mix of visual stimulation and tastebud stimulation…

*looks down at this shirt*

Hey, I’m wearing a “Vote for Pedro” shirt. That’s a pop culture quote…

..oh my god…I’m the guy on the right!!!