Japanese Game to Teach Women Self Defense
Capcom has developed a DS title soon to be released in Japan that is aimed at giving woman the information they need to fend off would-be attackers. “No Touch Breasts! Fight!” (translations are fun) will use the DS’s unique feature set to provide various methods of dispatching your would be assailant. The stylus can be used to strike a virtual man’s 100%-crit-zone, or to perform an eye gouge, while the microphone will allow the ability to virtually spit in the face of the perv that is after you. Because we all know spiting is the most effective way to get out of a jam.
Obviously “No Touch Breasts! Fight!” will need a new title for a stateside release. Suggestions?