Like Solid Snake, TF2 Player Uses Porn to Distract Enemies and Murder Them (VIDEO)

We’ve learned two important lessons from Solid Snake over the years: First, that henchmen are easily fooled by cardboard boxes that seem to have no business being left in the middle of important nuclear military facilities. Second, that any soldier or guard will immediately forget his duties if confronted by scantily clad women.

The second lesson has been put to brilliant use by YouTube user and Team Fortress 2 player dsSLAY3R, who posted the video below sometime last year in which he uses sexy images to distract players and then murder them as the Spy. Yes, it’s old, but hell — it’s funny. It’s also good proof that if you ever get into secret agent work for some reason, maybe because you have the same name as an agent who has already been killed, that you should go pick up a few Hustlers just in case.

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2 Comments on Like Solid Snake, TF2 Player Uses Porn to Distract Enemies and Murder Them (VIDEO)

SupremeAllah

On July 28, 2011 at 2:19 pm

I was doing that back in the days of the original Half Life and its mods.

More games need that “spray” option.

youallloose

On July 31, 2011 at 9:16 pm

LMAO kIDS lOVE TO sTOP aND lOOK aT pORN, hE’D pROBABLY gOT sEVERAL mORE kILLs iF hE’D aLSO pUT sOME sPRAYS OF dUDES wITH hUGE pACAKGES, bECAUSE mORE THAN 3/4 of tF2 pLAYERS aRE .