Mark Wahlberg “Not Expected” To Be in Uncharted Movie

Now that David O. Russell has officially left the Uncharted motion picture, Browncoats everywhere are left wondering: is that guy Mark Wahlberg, who is not Nathan Fillion, still going to be playing Nate Drake? I don’t know, and nobody who’s talking does for sure, but logic says, since Wahlberg was Russell’s guy, that he’s out as well. And now The LA Times says it’s “not expected that Wahlberg will star” in the picture, using the same logic that I just did.

I call that validation. I’m smarter than I look.