Maxim Magazine Want Girl Gamers For Cosplay Issue. Seriously.

Are you a gamer? Are you a girl? Do you enjoy having creepy would-be pick up artists leering at you in supermarket check out lines? Then Maxim Magazine has the deal for you! They’re hosting a casting call on April 5th, seeking gamer girls who, I assume, have no problem being leered at by people who aren’t old enough to purchase porn. And it’s as hip as when your parents try talking about the hippity hoppity music they hear you kids like.

If you’re both a girl and a gaming enthusiast, you could have the one-two punch we’ve been looking for! We’re currently on the search for a Maxim Gamer Girl who loves gaming like Mario loves avoiding his plumbing responsibilities. Think you fit the video game vixen mold we’re looking for? Come to our open casting call in New York City (details below). And don’t worry if you’re not in the NYC-area, we’re opening up the Maxim Gamer Girl search to ALL on Monday, April 2 at maximgamergirl.com.

So that’s weird. Whatever could they be planning? Oh, wait, there’s more:

Wear your hottest outfit. No costume changes. First come, first serve, ladies.

Um, yeah… there’s basically going to be a cosplay issue of Maxim. Awesome. So, if you want to take part in a spread featuring people dressed like Chun-Li, Cammy, Lara Croft, and half the cast of Soul Calibur, written no doubt by someone who thinks Super Mario is still a contemporary reference, please, by all means do click this link to go to the actual pitch. Who knows, maybe you too could end up in a cheesy stock photo that, if used, instantly announces to the world that you’d probably get your kid a Playstation 2 and fail to understand why she’s upset about it.

Everyone else, please try to muffle your snickering until a polite allotment of time has passed.

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