New MX vs. ATV “Dirty Girls” Trailer — Everything’s Better With Breasts

Video game marketing is rarely dignified, but THQ sinks to hilarious, chesty new lows with this trailer. It’s first bizarre move is to have the featured spokesmodel talk about designing the game in the first person plural — “we did this, we did that” — as if she had actually been sitting at a terminal typing out code. Actually, as it turns out, she was running sales meetings, which quickly devolve into sexy dance parties when the commercial viability of the product has been established.

Intercutting the gratuitous T&A with lots of non-gratuitous MX and ATV, the acronym-happy trailer moves on to a sexy workout sequence (with sexy sweat daubing!), a sexy, bikini-clad motorbike and ATV wash session (water fight!), and, finally, a sexy victory celebration (obligatory ejaculating champagne bottle!).

If there’s anything lamer than sad-sack video game news writers describing soft-core pornography dressed up as public relations, I don’t know what it is. So, what are you waiting for? Get watching!

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