Ever since Halo’s release, fans have had the hots for Master Chief’s AI companion, Cortana (it probably doesn’t hurt that she’s nekkid throughout all the games). So it was only a matter of time before someone out there hired a model, covered her in blue paint, threw a wig on her, and took some pictures of her in seductive poses. And of course gave her a toy plasma rifle for some inexplicable reason. I’m labeling this “NSFW,” but I’m not sure if that girl is really completely nude or just strategically covered up. For that matter, can it really be considered “nude,” when she’s portraying a digital representation of an AI? I think I’m more confused than turned on by this, which is why I stick with flesh-colored girls.
You can check out the full sized, more-than-likely NSFW pictures by clicking the link below.
Via I4U News
15 Comments to Nude Cortana Model Confuses Me in a Good Way
by: S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
On March 17, 2008 at 6:57 pm
I’d still hit it.
by: Dadud
On March 17, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Hit it with a fuel rod cannon. Am i right, or Am i right?
by: Iku Tri
On March 17, 2008 at 8:24 pm
I think we can all agree that we would hit it….
Paint job is not that even, though….
by: Shodan561
On March 17, 2008 at 9:16 pm
i concur, “hitting it” is without a doubt on the agenda
by: FrostPaw
On March 18, 2008 at 6:15 am
Looks photo shopped, wonder if the paint brush tickled.
by: ManOfTeal
On March 18, 2008 at 10:09 am
She can ride my fence anytime…..w00t!!
by: Bored
On March 18, 2008 at 11:53 am
List of life goals: Become an…uhm…artist.
by: alexander
On June 26, 2008 at 9:59 am
she can eat my hotdog anytime
by: the rob
On August 6, 2008 at 1:32 am
U guys are all fuckn losers shes a fuckn cartoon
so stop masturbating to a cartoon and go get fuckn laid cuz u all have no life
and a little advice two things one masterbating culd make you go blind and also no chicks dig nerds especially nerds of potsy like proportions and two play some sports and no video gaming is nt a sport you fucking nerds god i hate you all your life make my butt itch
by: nerd
On August 6, 2008 at 9:51 am
she can t-bag me any day anytime anywhere
by: The Bob
On August 7, 2008 at 2:55 pm
The rob, you know what cracks me up the most? The fact that you give these guys shit, for replying to this news blog, yet, you are here? You clicked on the link that said Nude Cortana Model. Now, why would you click that, if it is so nerdy to you. And also, learn to use a comma or a period every once in awhile, you are probably like 8 obviously, that thinks he can get laid, but really can’t, so he jumps on other peoples backs to make himself feel better.
by: SteveO
On September 13, 2008 at 1:54 am
Rob,
I am a full on nerd. I get laid constantly. I am happily in love with my girlfriend. No she isn’t fat.
That is all.
by: The RobBobSteveO
On May 21, 2011 at 9:54 am
Bob, nice try at least setting Rob straight. Rob, you’re a Type A who will die early of heart disease (and no, Type A does NOT mean “Alpha Male”). SteveO….Thanks for keeping things in the real world.
by: I'mWhiteDude
On October 17, 2011 at 4:03 pm
LMAO i JUST SHOT A LOAD ALL OVER MY MONITOR WITH MY MAGNUM AND PLASMA STICKY NADES ARE DEPLETED
by: banana box
On February 12, 2012 at 12:50 am
i know why they call him MASTER CHEIF BECAUSE HE MASTER****S