Oooooh, Darksiders Toys

Preface: Yes, I’m writing this so I can talk s**t about Darksiders.

For some unknown reason, THQ and SOTA Toys are teaming up to give you a series of 14″ collectible Darksiders statues, starting with the main main himself, War. This announcement comes six months after the game came out and four months after everyone forgot it existed. But, hey, I bet these things will be pretty cool. It would likely be at least as much fun to get several of these and make them fight as it was to play the game.

SOTA will be bringing some of the War statues to Comic-Con next month, and at that same time you’ll be able to preorder the thing, which will become available at some later time. Seriously, though, Darksiders was bland as hell. Toys!