Panda Rampage. Panda Rampage. Panda. Rampage.
There’s nothing much you can say about a Flash game called Panda Rampage except that it is called Panda Rampage, and that just might be the greatest name for a game ever conceived. The concept is simple: take control of a hungry Panda with a taste for human flesh and a voracious appetite in need of constant attention. Unleash him in (what they’re calling) Hyde Park. Eat everything you can. Avoid stuff that might kill you. Kill all humans you see. Oh, and you can also relieve your Panda’s bodily waste. Because nothing gets across the true, fearsome terror of the wild Panda like reminding people that even cute, cuddly animals have to poo.
It’s really, really easy and insanely fun. I just spent 45 minutes playing Panda Rampage before I realized I had just spent 45 minutes playing Panda Rampage. Check out the trailer and see for yourself:
You can download a copy of your very own here. Don’t feel like downloading? There’s a browser based version too. Enjoy the rest of your Friday, and remember to keep an eye out for deadly Bamboo-eating monsters.