Phallic Monsters Invade Spore Creature Creator
*Sigh* I knew this was going to happen. The minute I saw Spore’s Creature Creator a long time ago, I knew we’d be seeing hundreds of phalluses dotting the virtual landscape. After seeing some various videos scattered about the internet, I finally just typed “spore penis” (NSFW link, by the way) into YouTube’s search engine. Right now, there’s over a hundred videos on there that meet that criteria. Admittedly, no two look alike so far, but they all look disturbing when they’re made to dance. But this just once again proves my theory: “If you give someone on the internet a way to express themselves creatively, odds are they’ll come back to you with a penis.” It does make me wonder though, if other people’s creations are supposed to show up randomly in your world, does that mean I’ll be bumping into one of these just while playing the game? That might put a hitch in the whole “family friendly” feel of it.