Portal 2 Achievements
Valve had a sleeper hit on their hands when they released Portal, a game that began as a tech demo and eventually became one of the most popular and best-reviewed games of 2007. The secret is well and truly out, now that the sequel is primed for release, and despite many delays, anticipation is at a fever pitch. Check out this list of Portal 2 achievements (50 achievements, 1000 points). We’ve also got a list of trophies, a cheats page that collects useful information, and a full Portal 2 walkthrough.
Pit Boss – Show that pit who’s boss. – 30G
Find this one in Chapter 9 — the part where he kills you. After dodging the spiky panels, you can listen to your enemy’s entreaty to throw yourself into the pit below. Commit suicide in the name of science to snag the Achievement.
Preservation of Mass – Break the rules in Test Chamber 07. – 20G
Just remove the Weighted Storage Cube from the test chamber in order to unlock this achievement. Our video will show you how.
Pturretdactyl – Use an Aerial Faith Plate to launch a turret. – 5G
Lunacy – That just happened. – 20G
Drop Box – Place a cube on a button without touching the cube. – 20G
Overclocker – Complete Test Chamber 10 in 70 seconds. – 30G
No Hard Feelings – Save a turret from redemption. – 10G
You’ll find this one right at the beginning of Chapter 5. See the video below.
Schrodinger’s Catch – Catch a blue-painted box before it touches the ground. – 20G
Ship Overboard – Discover the missing experiment. – 10G
This one’s tough to find, as it’s a little bit hidden in Chapter 6. You’ll find it right around the second batch of Vitrified Test Chambers for the “Door Prize” Achievement.
Final Transmission – Find the hidden signal in one of the Rat Man’s dens. – 20G
The den you’re looking for is in Chapter 2, Test Chamber 6.
Good Listener – Take GLaDOS’ escape advice. – 5G
Scanned Alone – Stand in a defective turret detector. – 5G
Snag this one when you get to the turret control center in Chapter 5.
The Part Where He Kills You – This is that part. – 20G
Bridge Over Troubling Water – Complete the first Hard Light Bridge test. – 10G
SaBOTour – Make a break for it. – 10G
Stalemate Associate – Press the button! – 15G
Wake Up Call – Survive the manual override. – 5G
You Monster – Reunite with GLaDOS – 5G
Undiscouraged – Complete the first Thermal Discouragement Beam test. – 10G
White Out – Complete the first Conversion Gel test – 15G
Tunnel of Funnel – Master the Excursion Funnel. – 15G
Dual Pit Experiment – Do the same test twice. – 15G
Tater Tote – Carry Science forward. – 15G
Vertically Unchallenged – Master the Repulsion Gel. – 15G
Stranger Than Friction – Master the Propulsion Gel. – 15G
Professor Portal – After completing co-op, complete Calibration Course online with a friend who hasn’t played before. – 75G
Air Show – Perform 2 aerial gestures without touching the ground in co-op. – 20G
Portal Conservation Society – Complete Chamber 3 in the Hard-Light Surfaces co-op course using only 5 total portal placements. – 20G
Empty Gesture – Drop your co-op partner in goo while they are gesturing by removing the bridge under them. – 25G
Party of Three – Find the hidden companion cube in the co-op test chamber. – 25G
Narbacular Drop – Place a portal under your co-op partner while they are gesturing. – 25G
Asking for Trouble – Taunt GLaDOS in front of a camera in each of the five co-op course. – 10G
Rock Portal Scissors – Win 3 co-op games of rock-paper-scissors in a row. – 20G
Friends List With Benefits – While playing co-op, hug 3 different people on your friends list. – 50G
Four Ring Circus – Enter 4 different portals without touching the ground in co-op – 25G
Triple Crown – Solve 3 co-op chambers in the Mass and Velocity course in under 60 seconds each. – 15G
Still Alive – Complete Course 4 with neither you nor your co-op partner dying. – 15G
Can’t Touch This – Dance in front of a turret blocked by a hard light bridge in co-op. – 10G
Smash TV – Break 11 test chamber monitors. – 75G
High Five – Celebrate your cooperative calibration success. – 5G
Team Building – Complete all test chambers in the Team Building co-op course. – 10G
Door Prize – Examine all the vitrified test chamber doors. – 20G
Located in Chapter 6 in two locations, starting at the big elevator. You’ll know it when you see it.
Portrait of a Lady – Find a hidden portrait – 10G
Keep your eyes peeled in Chapter 7 for this Achievement.
You Made Your Point – Refuse to solve the first test in Chapter 8. – 10G
When you get to Wheatley’s first test chamber in Chapter 8, he’ll prompt you to solve the “seemingly impossible” puzzle. Just sit tight and let him talk to snag the Achievement.
You Saved Science – Complete all the test chambers in all courses of co-op. – 100G
Iron Grip – Never lose a cube in Chamber 6 of the Mass and Velocity co-op course. – 20G
Gesticul-8 – Perform all 8 gestures of your own volition in co-op. – 15G
Confidence Building – Complete all test chambers in the Mass and Velocity co-op course. – 10G
Bridge Building – Complete all test chambers in the Hard-Light Surfaces co-op course. – 15G
Obstacle Building – Complete all test chambers in the Excursion Funnels co-op course. – 15G