Portal 2 Achievements

Valve had a sleeper hit on their hands when they released Portal, a game that began as a tech demo and eventually became one of the most popular and best-reviewed games of 2007. The secret is well and truly out, now that the sequel is primed for release, and despite many delays, anticipation is at a fever pitch. Check out this list of Portal 2 achievements (50 achievements, 1000 points). We’ve also got a list of trophies, a cheats page that collects useful information, and a full Portal 2 walkthrough.

Pit Boss – Show that pit who’s boss. – 30G

Find this one in Chapter 9 — the part where he kills you. After dodging the spiky panels, you can listen to your enemy’s entreaty to throw yourself into the pit below. Commit suicide in the name of science to snag the Achievement.

Preservation of Mass – Break the rules in Test Chamber 07. – 20G
Just remove the Weighted Storage Cube from the test chamber in order to unlock this achievement. Our video will show you how.

Pturretdactyl – Use an Aerial Faith Plate to launch a turret. – 5G

Lunacy – That just happened. – 20G

Drop Box – Place a cube on a button without touching the cube. – 20G

Overclocker – Complete Test Chamber 10 in 70 seconds. – 30G

No Hard Feelings – Save a turret from redemption. – 10G
You’ll find this one right at the beginning of Chapter 5. See the video below.

Schrodinger’s Catch – Catch a blue-painted box before it touches the ground. – 20G

Ship Overboard – Discover the missing experiment. – 10G
This one’s tough to find, as it’s a little bit hidden in Chapter 6. You’ll find it right around the second batch of Vitrified Test Chambers for the “Door Prize” Achievement.

Final Transmission – Find the hidden signal in one of the Rat Man’s dens. – 20G

The den you’re looking for is in Chapter 2, Test Chamber 6.

Good Listener – Take GLaDOS’ escape advice. – 5G

Scanned Alone – Stand in a defective turret detector. – 5G

Snag this one when you get to the turret control center in Chapter 5.

The Part Where He Kills You – This is that part. – 20G

Bridge Over Troubling Water – Complete the first Hard Light Bridge test. – 10G

SaBOTour – Make a break for it. – 10G

Stalemate Associate – Press the button! – 15G

Wake Up Call – Survive the manual override. – 5G

You Monster – Reunite with GLaDOS – 5G

Undiscouraged – Complete the first Thermal Discouragement Beam test. – 10G

White Out – Complete the first Conversion Gel test – 15G

Tunnel of Funnel – Master the Excursion Funnel. – 15G

Dual Pit Experiment – Do the same test twice. – 15G

Tater Tote – Carry Science forward. – 15G

Vertically Unchallenged – Master the Repulsion Gel. – 15G

Stranger Than Friction – Master the Propulsion Gel. – 15G

Professor Portal – After completing co-op, complete Calibration Course online with a friend who hasn’t played before. – 75G

Air Show – Perform 2 aerial gestures without touching the ground in co-op. – 20G

Portal Conservation Society – Complete Chamber 3 in the Hard-Light Surfaces co-op course using only 5 total portal placements. – 20G

Empty Gesture – Drop your co-op partner in goo while they are gesturing by removing the bridge under them. – 25G

Party of Three – Find the hidden companion cube in the co-op test chamber. – 25G

Narbacular Drop – Place a portal under your co-op partner while they are gesturing. – 25G

Asking for Trouble – Taunt GLaDOS in front of a camera in each of the five co-op course. – 10G

Rock Portal Scissors – Win 3 co-op games of rock-paper-scissors in a row. – 20G

Friends List With Benefits – While playing co-op, hug 3 different people on your friends list. – 50G

Four Ring Circus – Enter 4 different portals without touching the ground in co-op – 25G

Triple Crown – Solve 3 co-op chambers in the Mass and Velocity course in under 60 seconds each. – 15G

Still Alive – Complete Course 4 with neither you nor your co-op partner dying. – 15G

Can’t Touch This – Dance in front of a turret blocked by a hard light bridge in co-op. – 10G

Smash TV – Break 11 test chamber monitors. – 75G

High Five – Celebrate your cooperative calibration success. – 5G

Team Building – Complete all test chambers in the Team Building co-op course. – 10G

Door Prize – Examine all the vitrified test chamber doors. – 20G
Located in Chapter 6 in two locations, starting at the big elevator. You’ll know it when you see it.

Portrait of a Lady – Find a hidden portrait – 10G

Keep your eyes peeled in Chapter 7 for this Achievement.

You Made Your Point – Refuse to solve the first test in Chapter 8. – 10G

When you get to Wheatley’s first test chamber in Chapter 8, he’ll prompt you to solve the “seemingly impossible” puzzle. Just sit tight and let him talk to snag the Achievement.

You Saved Science – Complete all the test chambers in all courses of co-op. – 100G

Iron Grip – Never lose a cube in Chamber 6 of the Mass and Velocity co-op course. – 20G

Gesticul-8 – Perform all 8 gestures of your own volition in co-op. – 15G

Confidence Building – Complete all test chambers in the Mass and Velocity co-op course. – 10G

Bridge Building – Complete all test chambers in the Hard-Light Surfaces co-op course. – 15G

Obstacle Building – Complete all test chambers in the Excursion Funnels co-op course. – 15G