Portal’s Still Alive, Slowly

Earlier this week, somebody thought it would be awesome to slow down a s**t Bieber song down by eight times. The results really were, in fact, awesome. Like it was shocking just how awesome it turned out.

Because the internet is what it is, some idiot nerd decided to steal that idea and apply it to something else. In this case the something else is Still Alive from Portal, and since it’s video game stuff I’m obligated to pass it along.

‘Still Alive’ from Portal, slowed down 800%. by xihilisk

Now, below is the slowed-down Bieber song. Here’s a protip for ya. Now, the Cloud won’t let you play the both at the same time with its player, but you can download the Bieber one. So do that, open it in your media player of choice and play slow-ass Still alive at the same time. It’s a transcendent experience, I assure you, and at times it can be downright haunting. And the two songs working together are far better than they could ever be alone.

J. BIEBZ – U SMILE 800% SLOWER by Shamantis

via Kotaku

*By the way, I am absolutely aware that Portal: Still Alive is not referring to the song this post is about. But it was hard to decide on an image for this post, and it’s late at night, and I picked that. And if you’ve arrived this far down the post and are irritated at me for doing that, then it means you aren’t listening to those two slow songs at the same time and are thus a tool. Die.

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