Postal 3 Cheats

Welcome to the Postal 3 Cheats page, where we list every every one of our extra articles. If you’re looking for a little help punching through the main campaign, check out our Postal 3 text walkthrough. Removed from it’s isometric and first-person roots, Postal 3 begins with a new town, running on a new engine, with an all new perspective. Take cover in third-person as you gun down terrorists of all kinds on the ‘good’ path or cause general unrest while following the ‘chaos’ path during the campaign that features a branching story — but the ‘story’ apparently reserved for the Postal Guy’s police adventures on the heroic branch. Fight a series of minor celebrities, kill Osama Bin Laden, and meet Uwe Boll in digital person. What more could a growing child ask for?

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Cheat Codes

Steam Achievements

• AIN’T GOT COJONES!:
  Finish your business with Krotchy.
• ALL PERPS MUST DIE!:
  Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!
• ARSONIST:
  150 kills using fire.
• BIPOLAR:
  Swap paths 5 times in one playthrough.
• CAMELBACK:
  Piss 100 gallons of urine.
• CAT WRANGLER:
  50 kills using cat.
• CHAMP WHISPERER:
  50 kills using dog.
• COMMIES GO HOME!:
  Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.
• DADDY NEVER LOVED ME:
  Complete game killing only males.
• DANNY TREJO:
  100 kills using machete in melee.
• DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!:
  Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
• DON’T TAZE ME BRO:
  Taze 200 victims.
• EASTWOOD:
  Complete game using only the pistol.
• EMO:
  Injure yourself.
• ENTOMOLOGIST:
  50 kills using bees.
• FAIL ZOMBIE:
  Respawn 20 times.
• I AM THE LAW:
  Complete Good path without falling off.
• JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT:
  Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.
• KAVORKIAN:
  Euthanise 30 elderly folks.
• MEGA-SADIST:
  200 injured or death-crawling victims NOT finished off.
• NEUROSURGEON:
  300 headshot/decap kills.
• PERSONAL JESUS:
  Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don’t count)
• PETA CHAIRMAN:
  Kill no animals in one playthrough.
• PRODUCT RECALL:
  Destroy 50 cars.
• PROPERTY DAMAGE:
  Smash 50 windows.
• PSYCHO DUNDEE:
  50 kills using boomerang machete.
• REAL AMERICAN:
  Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.
• REPO MAN:
  Return Thegways to the owner
• SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS:
  Arrest eco zealots leader.
• SCHWARZENEGGER:
  200 kills using M-60.
• SCOFIELD:
  Escape from prison.
• SPECIAL OLYMPIAN:
  Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone’s a winner.
• STALLONE:
  Complete game using only melee.
• SUCKTASTIC!:
  Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.
• T.J. HOOKER:
  Arrest 200 perps.
• THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!:
  Choose path for the first time.
• THERE IS NO SPOON:
  Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.
• WOLVERINES R GHEY:
  50 badgersaw kills.