Postal 3 Steam Achievements

Welcome to the Postal 3 Steam Achievements page, where you’ll naturally find a full list of achievements available on all PC versions running off Steam. Lucky for you noncomformists out there, the Source Engine game can run on Linux too. That isn’t the only change to the Postal series. The third entry leaves the confines of first-person shooters to expand into the third-person market. There’s a simple cover system, giving you a better look than ever at the Postal Guy. Breaking away even further from the sandbox nature of the previous games, Postal 3 follows a series of missions with a branching narrative (?!) letting the player choose how good or evil they want to be.

For everything else that is Postal 3 on Game Front, check out our full text walkthrough. To get even more out of the game, check out the cheats page, with some fancy cheat codes already listed.

Steam Achievements

  • AIN’T GOT COJONES!:
    Finish your business with Krotchy.
  • ALL PERPS MUST DIE!:
    Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!
  • ARSONIST:
    150 kills using fire.
  • BIPOLAR:
    Swap paths 5 times in one playthrough.
  • CAMELBACK:
    Piss 100 gallons of urine.
  • CAT WRANGLER:
    50 kills using cat.
  • CHAMP WHISPERER:
    50 kills using dog.
  • COMMIES GO HOME!:
    Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.
  • DADDY NEVER LOVED ME:
    Complete game killing only males.
  • DANNY TREJO:
    100 kills using machete in melee.
  • DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!:
    Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
  • DON’T TAZE ME BRO:
    Taze 200 victims.
  • EASTWOOD:
    Complete game using only the pistol.
  • EMO:
    Injure yourself.
  • ENTOMOLOGIST:
    50 kills using bees.
  • FAIL ZOMBIE:
    Respawn 20 times.
  • I AM THE LAW:
    Complete Good path without falling off.
  • JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT:
    Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.
  • KAVORKIAN:
    Euthanise 30 elderly folks.
  • MEGA-SADIST:
    200 injured or death-crawling victims NOT finished off.
  • NEUROSURGEON:
    300 headshot/decap kills.
  • PERSONAL JESUS:
    Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don’t count)
  • PETA CHAIRMAN:
    Kill no animals in one playthrough.
  • PRODUCT RECALL:
    Destroy 50 cars.
  • PROPERTY DAMAGE:
    Smash 50 windows.
  • PSYCHO DUNDEE:
    50 kills using boomerang machete.
  • REAL AMERICAN:
    Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.
  • REPO MAN:
    Return Thegways to the owner
  • SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS:
    Arrest eco zealots leader.
  • SCHWARZENEGGER:
    200 kills using M-60.
  • SCOFIELD:
    Escape from prison.
  • SPECIAL OLYMPIAN:
    Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone’s a winner.
  • STALLONE:
    Complete game using only melee.
  • SUCKTASTIC!:
    Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.
  • T.J. HOOKER:
    Arrest 200 perps.
  • THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!:
    Choose path for the first time.
  • THERE IS NO SPOON:
    Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.
  • WOLVERINES R GHEY:
    50 badgersaw kills.

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