Postal 3 Walkthrough
Table of Contents
- The Bridge
- Porn World
- Diseased Kittens
- Mall Security
- Cashmart Robbery
- Terrorists in the Apple Orchard
- Dog Training School
- Thegway Repo
- Protect Slave Boy
- Test Animal Rescue
- South of the Border
- Prison Break
- The Rodeo
- The Caves
Terrorists in the Apple Orchard
- Use the vacuum to suck apples from the surrounding tree branches until the tank attacked to your back is completely full.
- Afterwards, carefully fire the fruit into the blue container behind the nearby rock pile until a cut scene activates in which you encounter Osama Bin Laden and his followers.
- Following the cut scene, equip an automatic machine gun or broomstick and put your back to the blue container you just filled with apples. From this perspective, move through the archway cut into the rockwall on your left and follow the hippies into battle.
- Clear the barn of terrorists before moving onto the next area, then exit the structure and pass through the picket fence gate to make your way into the town.
- Move forward up the road between the buildings and continue eliminating the invading terrorists, then cross the covered bridge ahead and approach the next building in front of you.
- Pick up the Molotov Cocktails from the barrel beside the doorway ahead, then move to the left side of the building and take out the enemies around the corner.
- Make a right into the next clearing and use your cocktails to ignite any terrorists you see ahead, then make a final sweep of the entire area that includes: rope bridges, caves and the apple orchard.
- If you accidentally set yourself on fire, aim your piss straight up into the air so that it rains back down to extinguish the flames.
- An effective combat technique is to toss the beehives into a group of terrorist from a distance, then pick them off with your rifle as they try to swat away the insects.
- When encountering enemies inside structures or corridors at close-range, switch over to the badgersaw for a quick and efficient melee kill.
- Eliminate the terrorists from the area, without harming the local hippie tribe, until a cut scene activates to complete this level.
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