Posted on January 11, 2008,  Shawn Sines

Primary Consoles: Which Console is Your Democratic Candidate



consoles-and-candidates.jpg

If Democratic presidential candidates were consoles, which one would you be buying?

The three frontrunners for the Democratic primaries are compared to the three leading game consoles in a tongue in cheek feature from Gigaom.

Barak Obama is the Wii. Obama has become an unexpected success. He’s very popular with party hard liners and casual voters alike. Young, old and even Republican; Obama has something for just about everyone.

Hillary Clinton is the Xbox360. An upgrade from an already familiar product, she is seen by some to be a force of change. Yet she’s perceived as familiar and reliable. Of course there’s that pesky 30% failure rate. Don’t forget Whitewater.

John Edwards is the PS3. He has a lot of revolutionary ideas and promises for the future. Although he looks great in theory he requires an investment of lots of cash with very little immediate return.

It’s ironic and yet not unexpected that Obama, Clinton and Edwards’ performance at the poles mirrors the share of sales each of their respective consoles claims in the U.S. It’s just too bad you can’t have any of them fixed or send them back for a refund.

via Gigaom

If you enjoyed this, consider posting a comment or share this with your friends.

Do you like this story?


More About: , ,

6 Comments to Primary Consoles: Which Console is Your Democratic Candidate

  1. by: Joelteon7

    On January 11, 2008 at 7:48 pm

    That’s just hilarious; both in that someone bothered to do that and in that it seems to be pretty accurate.

  2. by: weclock

    On January 12, 2008 at 1:22 am

    fuck the democrats

  3. by: weclock

    On January 12, 2008 at 1:22 am

    wait, while we’re at it, fuck republicans too

  4. by: weclock

    On January 12, 2008 at 1:22 am

    aw fuck it, fuck anyone with an opinion.

  5. by: Rollett

    On January 12, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    So basicly… you said fuck your self ?

  6. by: Chris

    On January 12, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    I didn’t think it was possible for anything on the Internet regarding politics to go for more than ~3 minutes without Ron Paul being mentioned.

Leave a Reply

By submitting a comment here you grant GameFront a perpetual license to reproduce your words and name/web site in attribution. Inappropriate or irrelevant comments will be removed at an admin's discretion.