Posted on May 8, 2007,  Jonathan

Prostitution Works for Warcraft Player



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Looking for more gold in WoW? Have you thought about prostitution? One astute businesswoman/player did and posted an ad on Craigslist offering herself up in exchange for enough gold for an Epic Flying Mount:

“Hello, I need 5,000 world of gold for my Epic Flying Mount. In return you can mount me. I play a level 70 night-elf druid and would prefer someone who was into role playing. (I have a costume!) â$¦ honestly anyone will do, as long as you have the gold. I would also be OK with a woman too, as long as you have the gold!”

After the deal was eventually struck, she posted a picture on Craigslist of her riding her new mount (in the game I mean) and the words, “So talk all the trash you want, I got my epic Flying Mount and I got laid, which is more than most of you failures can hope for.”

*Sigh* I just know this is going to lead to a Congressional hearing one way or another. This is the sort of thing probably best left in fan fiction.

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11 Comments to Prostitution Works for Warcraft Player

  1. by: Haggleblast

    On May 8, 2007 at 2:52 am

    WTF?!

  2. by: ...

    On May 8, 2007 at 4:28 am

    ok yeah WTF :shock:

  3. by: Zeazn

    On May 8, 2007 at 5:48 am

    Rofl. o.O

  4. by: Charlie

    On May 8, 2007 at 8:11 am

    If I recall correctly this was before Blizzard released news about the upcoming epic flight form. Now if it’s anything like the level 60 epic mounts it will be expensive, but I have to wonder if she would’ve been able to pay for the flight form mats without going through all of this. Also, I wonder how differently everyone would have reacted if a man had done this instead of a woman.

  5. by: AdmiralHocking

    On May 8, 2007 at 8:57 am

    Well thank you, that made me laugh.

  6. by: S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

    On May 8, 2007 at 9:48 am

    Was she hot?

  7. by: Spiniball

    On May 8, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    sad…oh so sad

  8. by: kronos

    On May 8, 2007 at 3:25 pm

    i love you….
    if u want i can mount you for 10k gold!^^

  9. by: Wilson

    On May 8, 2007 at 4:20 pm

    :neutral: holy crap wtf

  10. by: S.G. J.

    On July 22, 2007 at 11:58 am

    Awesome… wish I could make WoW gold so easily. :mrgreen:

  11. by: yomarmar

    On December 15, 2007 at 6:21 am

    “So talk all the trash you want, I got my epic Flying Mount and I got laid, which is more than most of you failures can hope for.” ~lol thats pretty bad

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