Re-Dubz #11: Newbs Don’t Deserve Diablo III Beta Keys

You know who they are — clowns with Diablo III beta keys. Keys that have gone to players with no interest in Diablo III, except that it’s exclusive. Keys that by rights should have gone to you, a faithful Blizzard supporter. Keys that belong to fans, not random newbs who desecrate the holy land that is Blizzard’s creation with their very presence.

Yeah, we feel that way, too. So James Heaney whipped us up a little Re-Dubz video; a tale of unwarranted and unearned key distribution, newbitude — and vengeance for all Diablo fans.

Enjoy.

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13 Comments on Re-Dubz #11: Newbs Don’t Deserve Diablo III Beta Keys

Darkraidor

On September 26, 2011 at 10:00 pm

lolol this was random

Luther

On September 26, 2011 at 10:14 pm

Al-tho I hate blizzard and I have no plans on buying diablo 3 I would like to play the beta, so hook me up with your extra beta key if you got it. ;D

Bleah..

On September 27, 2011 at 10:04 am

well .. that was dumb and pointless..

firepenguin

On September 27, 2011 at 10:24 am

umm…fail.

all who opted into the beta should get a chance at it, same as everyone else who opted in. the game is not being made solely for pro-level gamers, so why should they be the only ones who get to test it? likewise, the game is not only for n00bs, so they are not the only ones who get in, either.

kindly remove your head from your arse, good sir, and kwitchabichen

Phil Hornshaw

On September 27, 2011 at 10:29 am

It’s humor, kids. It’s a joke.

Herpaderp

On September 27, 2011 at 10:58 am

Problem, Butthurt Phil *trollface.jpg* ?

Phil Hornshaw

On September 27, 2011 at 11:04 am

Just hard to predict how you guys will ever react to anything. You realize that the joke is both about newbs in Diablo III AND about the people whining about newbs in Diablo III, right?

I just don’t like it when you’re mean to James. :(

John

On September 27, 2011 at 11:13 am

I ing loved it.

“Oh I wish I never left farmville” LMAO

The Real James Heaney

On September 27, 2011 at 12:11 pm

The honest truth is 9 times out of 10 these Re-Dubz are making fun of ourselves, this one included. We have a Beta code for Diablo 3 and many people were telling us we did not deserve it in our videos because we were not the “SUPER” fans they are. In the Re-dubz series I have called myself a moron, A first-er who never gets laid, and now an undeserving Noob.

The dishonest truth is, I am a super skilled gamer that may be the only one of million whose opinion really matters in a beta test and adamantly believe these betas should be closed and private to just me.

The half hearted truth is, if you did not find this video funny I am really sorry. I will keep trying harder and harder to perfect these.

Love,
James From Gamefront

Phil Hornshaw

On September 27, 2011 at 12:26 pm

Don’t worry, James, it’s funny. These guys just don’t “get it.”

Wobbles

On September 27, 2011 at 1:21 pm

I’m playing Diablo 2 again but I’ve just found the Median XL mod! I can wait a long time for the full Diablo 3 to come out… I just hope they havent wrecked it with wow visuals.

Russell

On September 27, 2011 at 3:14 pm

I cant wait to play Diablo 3.. I am alittle upset though that they chose to use basically the same graphics platform as Warcraft 3. They should have used a similar engine to dungeon siege 3..

Aiden A.

On October 1, 2011 at 7:22 pm

lolol “I should never have left farmville!” That one is priceless…